May 2012
42 posts
When you see your celebrity crush start dating...
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
When your friend sees you drinking a soda and asks for a sip and you’re like
Sorry back wash!
and my lady says I look like a cow(jokingly because cows are my favorite animal) when I let my tongue roll about when being a dork… She is wrong. I look like a PANDA
That Awful moment...
When you’ve caught up on Tumblr and just keep refreshing…
And refreshing….
And refreshing……..
And then there’s a new post and you’re like
And then you read it, laugh and realize it was the only thing and you’re all
mrpondismypatronus:
playitagain:
5 Seconds of...
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
stardusted-and-hydrated:
Drag queens save lives.
I have a bunch of drag queen friends. And I could see almost any of them doing this for someone!
Watchichewonthumbtacks:
I can’t. I just can’t.
The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I...
oneandonlyturtle:
Why the hell not, not like anyone will actually ask me anything.
Awesome little Tumblr store :) Buy things, because... →
