komute:

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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So my fiance and my bed broke last night. That thing was older than I am. So at 2ish am we went on a craigslist spree for a cheap decent bed. I hate the world… Why can’t all people reply as fast as people on Tumblr? I have been refreshing my email inbox for over an hour and no reply to my reply. At least the bed we REALLY want is still available as of 9:30am this morning. So I inquired as to it’s address and a pick up time. It’s now an hour and 10 minutes later… and I’m still waiting…

Some days I remember why I used to love humans…. 

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nekoconsulting:

whenthesunshinesthrough:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)

NEED THIS LIKE BURNING

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